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Thursday, July 29, 2004
ladies, now you can purchase a simulated squeeze
A few months ago I blogged about the imaginary girlfriends service. It seemed unfair to me that there wasn't an imaginary boyfriend service for women, so I decided to start one. I'm calling it the Simulated Squeeze service. Be sure to tell all your friends about it.