Thursday, October 28, 2004


A man brings two drinking glasses and sets them on the bed-side stand. One is full of water and one is empty. His wife asks him what the glass of water is for. "In case I get thirsty and want a drink."

"And what's the empty glass for?"

"In case I don't get thirsty."

The high incidence of shower deaths of computer programmers was finally explained today when an ivestigator noticed the instructions on the shampoo bottle: "lather, rinse, repeat".

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