Monday, November 09, 2009

the attack of the European X-wing swallow

Remember that ridiculous plot element in Star Wars where there is this huge moving fortress, the Death Star, but if you shoot a little missile in exactly the right spot, you can blow up the whole thing? George Lucas is a dundering idiot for that. What a maroon. Huge mega-expensive mega machinery doesn't have one tiny little spot out on the exterior that can be used to sabotage the whole thing.

Oh, wait...

I'm sorry, George...